Amalgamated Smike
Amalgamated Smike Corporation of Eudapimp, ID
These guys make my skin crawl

If you've ever used Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows NT, Windows 2000 or any number of other Microsoft products, you have agreed vicariously and contractually that Microsoft's competition causes death and destruction.

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Secret weapon fires bullets still in their casing! (Le Press du Froggies)
Photo Editing 101
Suport Your Loacal Teacher!